Missing Idiot: How Not To Fake A Heart Attack

If your going to pick some kinda of sudden sickness to fake your way out of a court apperance don’t choose a heart attack because once they check your vitals its a tough one to stick with.

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This post was written by bullets on July 7, 2008

Tattooed Zombie Boy

Rick is turning himself into a zombie. So far, more than 24 hours of tattoos – costing over £4,075 Canadian – have got him halfway there and made him a minor celebrity on the internet, where people can’t decide if he’s a body modification visionary or mentally ill sicko.

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This post was written by bullets on July 7, 2008

Sexy Christina Pictures

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Christina Aguilera sexy picture

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Christina Aguilera sexy boobs

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This post was written by bullets on July 3, 2008

Hot Muslim Chicks for everyone

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If you’ve ever surfed on  the Internet looking for hot dates , you may already know that some sites don’t have a lot of attractive ladies to choose from. But Muslima.com, the new Muslim-specific Internet dating site, there’s nothing but fine pieces of ass as far as the eye can see. I mean, look at them! You would be quite a lucky guy to land any one of these sultry little vixens.

I have my eye on the one on the lower left. No wait, I really like the one in the middle of the top row. Actually, on second thought, I’m calling dibs on the bottom right. God, this is so hard. Hey, that one’s in pink! Hello sexy!

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This post was written by bullets on July 3, 2008

The Top 20 Reasons Not to Move to Dubai (in no particular order!)

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Living in Dubai is not wonderful and glamorous, as many would have you believe.  Forget about what you’ve read, seen, and heard; those shiny buildings and manmade islands are all just smoke and mirrors.  There are so many things wrong with this place that I have decided to compile a list, a must read if you are considering a potential move to Dubai.

  • 1. There is no standard address system making mail-to-the door delivery impossible.  In fact, it makes anything nearly impossible.  The taxi driver, here for only two days, and having learned English from old Beatles albums has no clue where your house is.  He won’t tell you that of course, he’ll just keep calling and saying, “Okay, okay.  Yeah, yeah.”  When you purchase something that requires delivery they do not have an address line, but a box where you are expected to draw a map.  Not able to draw a map?  Explain like this: I live on the street after the airport road, but before the roundabout.  Go past the mosque and make a U-turn.
  • 2. The government blocks all web sites that it deems “offensive” to the “religious, moral, and cultural values” of the UAE.  That’s hard to swallow for a freedom loving American, but I get it.  I do not understand, however, why all VOIP access and related web sites are blocked.  I guess the government also takes offense to people inexpensively contacting their families back home.  You’re welcome to call using the analog service provided by the government-owned telephone monopoly, but it will cost you a whole lot more.  So much so, in fact, your frequency of calls will be greatly diminished if you can afford them at all.  The government says VOIP is blocked for security reasons, yet even the residents of communist China and North Korea have access to these inexpensive calls. Read More…

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This post was written by bullets on June 25, 2008

Wide wallpapers




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This post was written by bullets on June 23, 2008

Cool Smoke Art

Cool Smoke Art




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This post was written by bullets on June 23, 2008

Paperwork after the accident

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I guess Kimi and Lewis were too busy to do the paperwork, so some italian F1 fans had to fill up the form. I hope they wrote down everything just as happened. If you don’t know the story just click on the play button:
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This post was written by bullets on June 15, 2008

Lizards – HQ pics

Just click to enlarge! Enjoy this High Quality collection:



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This post was written by bullets on June 12, 2008

New York City – Traffic in Black and White

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This post was written by bullets on June 8, 2008