{"id":318,"date":"2007-10-30T08:45:43","date_gmt":"2007-10-30T08:45:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fulgerica.com\/en\/2007\/10\/30\/hilarious-airport-jokes\/"},"modified":"2007-10-30T08:45:43","modified_gmt":"2007-10-30T08:45:43","slug":"hilarious-airport-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fulgerica.com\/en\/2007\/10\/30\/hilarious-airport-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious airport jokes&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<!-- Facebook Like Button v1.9.6 BEGIN [http:\/\/blog.bottomlessinc.com] -->\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Ffulgerica.com%2Fen%2F2007%2F10%2F30%2Fhilarious-airport-jokes%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height: 30px; align: left; margin: 2px 0px 2px 0px\"><\/iframe>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button END -->\n<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-via=\"fulgerica\" data-count=\"vertical\" data-url=\"http:\/\/fulgerica.com\/en\/2007\/10\/30\/hilarious-airport-jokes\/\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<p>It&#8217;s about 2 guys, who, disguised as taxi drivers, come to London Airport Office and ask for their foreign passengers to be called via speaker, as they can&#8217;t find them anywhere. As the names of those are very difficult to pronounce they give a piece of paper to the airport staff, so that they can read the names from it.<\/p>\n<p>They start the whole thing just some time after arrival of flights from Pakistan, India, Thailand and other countries where people have names that Londoners are not used to. <font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">(Air India, Pakistan Airlines or Thai Airways). <\/font>At the same time a friend of the guys records the calls with some walkman or mobile phone or whatsoever.   The London Airport staff needed 5 of the &#8220;passenger&#8221; names to realize that the whole thing is a prank &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and immediately kicked the guys out of the airport!<\/p>\n<p>Check out why &#8211; first try to read the names aloud, and then read what they sound like.<\/p>\n<table border=\"2\" width=\"98%\">\n<tr>\n<td style=\"height: 18px\"><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"2\">Reads like:<\/font><\/td>\n<td style=\"height: 18px\"><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"2\">Sounds like:<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">Ajheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed<\/font><\/td>\n<td><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">I hate this f..king job, and I will be fired<br \/>\n<\/font><\/p>\n<pre><code><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http:\/\/www.resursadefun.ro\/wp-content\/plugins\/audio-player\/player.swf\" width=\"290\" height=\"24\" 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data=\"http:\/\/www.resursadefun.ro\/wp-content\/plugins\/audio-player\/player.swf\" width=\"290\" height=\"24\" id=\"audioplayer2\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.resursadefun.ro\/wp-content\/plugins\/audio-player\/player.swf\" \/><param name=\"FlashVars\" value=\"playerID=2&amp;bg=0xf8f8f8&amp;leftbg=0xeeeeee&amp;lefticon=0x666666&amp;rightbg=0xcccccc&amp;rightbghover=0x999999&amp;righticon=0x666666&amp;righticonhover=0xffffff&amp;text=0x666666&amp;slider=0x666666&amp;track=0xFFFFFF&amp;border=0x666666&amp;loader=0x9FFFB8&amp;soundFile=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.resursadefun.ro%2Ffiles%2Faudio%2Fair2.mp3\" \/><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><param name=\"menu\" value=\"false\" \/><param name=\"bgcolor\" value=\"#FFFFFF\" \/><\/object><\/code><\/pre>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest<\/font><\/td>\n<td><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">I need a piss quick, and my legs are 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Zheet<\/font><\/td>\n<td><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit<br \/>\n<\/font><\/p>\n<pre><code><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http:\/\/www.resursadefun.ro\/wp-content\/plugins\/audio-player\/player.swf\" width=\"290\" height=\"24\" id=\"audioplayer4\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.resursadefun.ro\/wp-content\/plugins\/audio-player\/player.swf\" \/><param name=\"FlashVars\" value=\"playerID=4&amp;bg=0xf8f8f8&amp;leftbg=0xeeeeee&amp;lefticon=0x666666&amp;rightbg=0xcccccc&amp;rightbghover=0x999999&amp;righticon=0x666666&amp;righticonhover=0xffffff&amp;text=0x666666&amp;slider=0x666666&amp;track=0xFFFFFF&amp;border=0x666666&amp;loader=0x9FFFB8&amp;soundFile=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.resursadefun.ro%2Ffiles%2Faudio%2Fair4.mp3\" \/><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><param name=\"menu\" value=\"false\" \/><param name=\"bgcolor\" value=\"#FFFFFF\" \/><\/object><\/code><\/pre>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted<\/font><\/td>\n<td><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastardea<\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/p>\n<pre><code><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http:\/\/www.resursadefun.ro\/wp-content\/plugins\/audio-player\/player.swf\" width=\"290\" height=\"24\" id=\"audioplayer5\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.resursadefun.ro\/wp-content\/plugins\/audio-player\/player.swf\" \/><param name=\"FlashVars\" value=\"playerID=5&amp;bg=0xf8f8f8&amp;leftbg=0xeeeeee&amp;lefticon=0x666666&amp;rightbg=0xcccccc&amp;rightbghover=0x999999&amp;righticon=0x666666&amp;righticonhover=0xffffff&amp;text=0x666666&amp;slider=0x666666&amp;track=0xFFFFFF&amp;border=0x666666&amp;loader=0x9FFFB8&amp;soundFile=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.resursadefun.ro%2Ffiles%2Faudio%2Fair5.mp3\" \/><param 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