{"id":508,"date":"2008-07-07T21:42:56","date_gmt":"2008-07-07T21:42:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fulgerica.com\/en\/2008\/07\/07\/missing-idiot-how-not-to-fake-a-heart-attack\/"},"modified":"2008-07-07T21:42:56","modified_gmt":"2008-07-07T21:42:56","slug":"missing-idiot-how-not-to-fake-a-heart-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fulgerica.com\/en\/2008\/07\/07\/missing-idiot-how-not-to-fake-a-heart-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"Missing Idiot: How Not To Fake A Heart Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<!-- Facebook Like Button v1.9.6 BEGIN [http:\/\/blog.bottomlessinc.com] -->\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Ffulgerica.com%2Fen%2F2008%2F07%2F07%2Fmissing-idiot-how-not-to-fake-a-heart-attack%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height: 30px; align: left; margin: 2px 0px 2px 0px\"><\/iframe>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button END -->\n<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-via=\"fulgerica\" data-count=\"vertical\" data-url=\"http:\/\/fulgerica.com\/en\/2008\/07\/07\/missing-idiot-how-not-to-fake-a-heart-attack\/\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<p>If your going to pick some kinda of sudden sickness to fake your way out of a court apperance don&#8217;t choose a heart attack because once they check your vitals its a tough one to stick with.<br \/>\n<object width=\"464\" height=\"392\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/embed.break.com\/NTMxMzU4\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/embed.break.com\/NTMxMzU4\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"392\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n\n<!-- Facebook Like Button v1.9.6 BEGIN [http:\/\/blog.bottomlessinc.com] -->\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Ffulgerica.com%2Fen%2F2008%2F07%2F07%2Fmissing-idiot-how-not-to-fake-a-heart-attack%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height: 30px; align: left; margin: 2px 0px 2px 0px\"><\/iframe>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button END -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tweet If your going to pick some kinda of sudden sickness to fake your way out of a court apperance don&#8217;t choose a heart attack because once they check your vitals its a tough one to stick with.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fulgerica.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fulgerica.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fulgerica.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fulgerica.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fulgerica.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=508"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fulgerica.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fulgerica.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fulgerica.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fulgerica.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}