The top seven reasons to love 300:

1. Cool: Words “sparta/spartans” are heard every five lines.
2. Hot: All 300 spartans must be formers chippendale’s - they look astonishing.
3. Awesome: Quality pictures - every frame in this movie should be used as wallpaper.
4. Hot: If you watch this movie with your girlfriend, i bet that you’ll gone get a blow-job after.
5. Hot: All your ladies will spend their next holiday on Greece! Beware, I advise you to watch them closely! Greeks are hot!
6. Hot: The gay community is happy: more blow-jobs in here.
7. Food: “Tonight we dine’ in hell” phrase is wrong: the only food part you will see in this movie is an apple!

What are your top reasons?