An EPIC mount! (warcraft players look inside) – turns into a double mount!!

The first message looks like this:

Date: 2007-04-08, 8:07PM EDT

Hello I need 5000 world of gold for my epic flying mount. In return you can mount me.

You have to have an account on the laughing skull server and I want the 5000 gold BEFORE we do anything, we can make the trade at your place since I can’t host. EDIT: Because I am having a lot of dumb guys message me who clearly don’t have the gold make SURE to send: a picture of yourself and a screenshot of your character with the 5000g, I will be checking armory profiles, thanks.

I play a level 70 night elf druid and would prefer someone who was into roleplaying (I have a costume!) but honestly anyone will do, as long as you have the gold. I would also be ok with a woman too, as long as you have the gold! Also not adverse to the idea of groups\anal.

Please send a pic and be real and drug\disease free with 5000 gold on the laughing skull server.

After a single day, she was pleased ( deeply):

Check out the next message:

Date: 2007 – 04- 09 2:25 PM EDT

Hi, I’d just like to thank to alljackasses that thought it will be funnyto post my picture all over the internet and make 50000 threads about me on the WOW forums. I got my epic mount in about an hour that was very enjoyable for both parties while all of you idiots probably spent houndreds of hours farming for yours or don’t have them. I won’t be revealing my name or his, but suffice to say if I find any of you in-game I will be killing you 280 % faster. Also my new friend would also like to tell you PUNKS to take a hike, PUNKS. I’m planning to meet him again later this week, he’s getting double value for his gold :D.

So, talk all the trash you want, I got MY Epic flying mount AND i got laid which is more than most of you failures can ever hope for.

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This post was written by bullets on May 30, 2007

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