Hilarious airport jokes….

It’s about 2 guys, who, disguised as taxi drivers, come to London Airport Office and ask for their foreign passengers to be called via speaker, as they can’t find them anywhere. As the names of those are very difficult to pronounce they give a piece of paper to the airport staff, so that they can read the names from it.

They start the whole thing just some time after arrival of flights from Pakistan, India, Thailand and other countries where people have names that Londoners are not used to. (Air India, Pakistan Airlines or Thai Airways). At the same time a friend of the guys records the calls with some walkman or mobile phone or whatsoever. The London Airport staff needed 5 of the “passenger” names to realize that the whole thing is a prank …

… and immediately kicked the guys out of the airport!

Check out why – first try to read the names aloud, and then read what they sound like.

Reads like: Sounds like:
Ajheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed I hate this f..king job, and I will be fired

Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie I’ve been fired, and bye-bye everybody

Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed

Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastardea

Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee Still, I got my own bath and took a piss in his tea

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This post was written by bullets on October 30, 2007

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