Nobody is perfect. I am Nobody.

A crazy video showing the opening of Media Markt a gadget store in Berlin, Germany.
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Yesterday I went to buy drain-o and dog food and ended up with the Alien Quadrilogy instead, whoops. I also had a date later that evening, whoops. Yeah instead I sat down with an 12 pack and watched Alien, Aliens, and Alien 3 right in a row and realized that the middle one, Aliens, not Alien 3, is the weak one. I haven’t seen these movies for a long time, I was a kid when I saw them, this is what I remember. Alien was boring, Aliens was awesome, and Alien 3 was weird.
But whoops, look what i found searching on the net. Do you remeber that little girl who was screaming “Ripleey..Ripley…” handing a head of some doll in her hands all the time? Her name was Newt. Or, do you remeber Pvt. Vasquez?
Here they are now in 2007.
Jenette Goldstein – Pvt. Vasquez
Carrie Henn – Rebecca ‘Newt’ Jorden

I didn’t mention Alien 4 because I’ve never seen it, I plan on watching it tonight after watching Alien 3 Special Edition, I’ll probably write something about it later I don’t know.

Good night everybody! 😉

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Even after 30 years Bruce is still hands down the fastest martial artist I have ever seen. Just the way the guy moves, the way he composes himself and how it’s captured still surprises me to this day. It’s truly sad he’s gone, I think this world today could really benefit from his presence. Could you all imagine how this world would be if he was still around? I believe his presence and philosophies would greatly impact many people. Just see how much he impacts people now and he isn’t even alive.

In this old footage you will se some classic awesomeness from the best martial artist of all time, Bruce Lee. This is Bruce’s screen test (in full) for his role in The Green Hornet. Needless to say, he more than qualified for the role (and got a chance to scare the crap out of a dumpy old white guy in the process). Enjoy!
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Anti-piracy ads have gone too far.This video has enlightened me never to download movies. It’s bad! 🙂
I laughed so much at that I had to go to the toilet in my hat. Now I can watch it again and again! But I have only one hat left. Things may start getting strange.
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Cleaning the automatic door of the supermarket
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“How to be the perfect girlfriend”
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Wow I think that was pretty amazing that it actually worked… I wonder if it could do the same to tangled kite string. A question though, how did he think of this?
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The new flagship iPod has “the same size screen as the iPhone, but it’s even thinner” (eight-millimeters, for those taking notes), and it also touts the “same multi-touch interface” found on the firm’s handset. Additionally, it boasts a 3.5-inch widescreen display, the ability to “flick through your photos,” and you even get the “slide to unlock” feature, too. And yes, this thing actually has WiFi. Of note, the built-in wireless antenna isn’t exactly attractive, but if it means that we can surf the web (YouTube included) and buy tunes on our iPod, we suppose it may be an acceptable flaw. As for battery life, the Touch is said to last 22-hours when playing back audio and 5-hours when watching video, but only time will tell how draining web surfing will be. The iPod Touch will be arriving in 8GB and 16GB flavors and will be priced at $299 and $399, respectively, when they ship “worldwide in a few weeks.”

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These horrific pictures show the moment that two planes crashed into each other while performing at an airshow.
The two planes careered into each other in mid air with devastating consequences – the aicrcraft were completely blown apart by the force of the collsion.
Debris was blasted across the sky as smoke billowed from the cockpits.
Spectators at the airshow, 60 miles from Warsaw, were horrified as they looked up and saw the killer smash.
It is understood that both pilots died in the collision.
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46-minute documentary exploring the lives of 4 men and their RealDoll partners. Guys and Dolls this isn’t. Very strange people out there. Possible NSFW if your place of work has issues with silicone vag…The dude with 3 guns and 2 dolls PRICELESS …I’m more interested in his neighbors thoughts
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