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Here’s Just Some Of What You’ll Experience:
– Per-Post Statistics (Syndication, Clicks, “Buzz Meterâ€, and more)
– Custom Reports (Enter a date range and see the entire activity for your account during those dates)
– More Categories For Improved Relevancy And Click-Throughs
– NEW 120-pixel Width “Narrow†Widget Option
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This post was written by bullets on October 31, 2007
Paris Hilton could have made more of an effort when she attended a Halloween party in Bel Air on the weekend. She’s not going to win any prizes for wearing her Friday night outfit.
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This post was written by bullets on October 30, 2007
It’s about 2 guys, who, disguised as taxi drivers, come to London Airport Office and ask for their foreign passengers to be called via speaker, as they can’t find them anywhere. As the names of those are very difficult to pronounce they give a piece of paper to the airport staff, so that they can read the names from it.
They start the whole thing just some time after arrival of flights from Pakistan, India, Thailand and other countries where people have names that Londoners are not used to. (Air India, Pakistan Airlines or Thai Airways). At the same time a friend of the guys records the calls with some walkman or mobile phone or whatsoever. The London Airport staff needed 5 of the “passenger” names to realize that the whole thing is a prank …
… and immediately kicked the guys out of the airport!
Check out why – first try to read the names aloud, and then read what they sound like.
Reads like:
Sounds like:
Ajheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed
I hate this f..king job, and I will be fired
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie
I’ve been fired, and bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest
I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet
Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted
My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastardea
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee
Still, I got my own bath and took a piss in his tea
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This post was written by bullets on October 30, 2007
A Film by Alfonso Cuarón and Naomi Klein, directed by Jonás Cuarón.
“When I finished The Shock Doctrine, I sent it to Alfonso Cuarón because I adore his films and felt that the future he created for Children of Men was very close to the present I was seeing in disaster zones. I was hoping he would send me a quote for the book jacket and instead he pulled together this amazing team of artists — including Jonás Cuarón who directed and edited — to make The Shock Doctrine short film. It was one of those blessed projects where everything felt fated.” – Naomi Klein
DIRECTED BY JONÃS CUARÓN. Alfonso Cuarón, director of “Children of Men”, and Naomi Klein, author of “No Logo”, present a short film from Klein’s book “The Shock Doctrine: The Rise of Disaster Capitalism.” http://www.shockdoctrine.com
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This post was written by bullets on October 29, 2007
The DSC-T200 Sony digital cameral is so cool! It can be set to take pictures only when a smile is detected. It can even be set to detect the different degrees of smiles. Never miss a smile again!
Using Sony’s proprietary algorithm, this innovative intelligent auto shutter system responds actively to smiling faces. To start, just choose Smile Shutter from Scene Selection, then press the shutter fully on the subject to be taken; the camera automatically detects the smiling face and closes the shutter. To detect the different degrees of smiles by your subject, you can set Smile Level sensitivity to “high†(to detect a faint smile), “medium†(for a normal smile), or “low†(for a hearty laugh). If there are several subjects in the frame, you can use the Touch Screen to specify the smiling face you want to take as the main subject — or let the Smile Shutter choose the main subject and take the picture.
This strange squid at 25 mm long was captured off Tristan Da Cunha, south Atlantic Ocean, at a depth of about 2,000 meters. It is known as Promachoteuthis sulcus. Looks scary!
The host probably never saw the mooner. When you are doing interviews like that, the only thing you see is your guest and the only thing you hear is your producer in your ear.
This Canadian morning show may want to hire some new security for their studio street window.
Two new I Am Legend movie trailers are now online. First up is an international trailer. The new look is less mysterious, and more forthcoming. I liked it a little better the other way when less was more
The official domesticc trailer makes I Am Legend look a lot more like a kick ass sci-fi movie. I prefer the new US trailer, and I think you might as well. It’s more action packed and sharply edited to Clint Mansell’s awesome score from The Fountain. I’m probably more excited for this film, than any movie coming out in the rest of 2007 (that I haven’t yet seen).
A guy pulls up to a gas station pump, and puts his car into neutral instead of putting it in park. It slowly rolls away, goes over the curb, and falls into a pond. And he doesn’t even realize it initially. Read More…
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This post was written by bullets on October 24, 2007
This strange squid at 25 mm long was captured off Tristan Da Cunha, south Atlantic Ocean, at a depth of about 2,000 meters. It is known as Promachoteuthis sulcus. Looks scary!
