Fulgerica Nobody is Perfect, I am Nobody

Cand un angajat al aeroportului

Chinese Airport Worker could not be worse at his job.
This was amazing to watch. I think I was the only one noticing what was happening outside the window of the plane, and this time I captured it. On a previous occasion I saw a load of Japanese sewing machines with ‘this way up’ and ‘fragile, handle with care’ stickers over the boxes also being thrown on to the conveyor.
Lesson: Pack it well, because it wont be treated well.

…. nu isi ia salariul la timp atunci astfel de lucruri se intampla. 😀

Update: Presupun ca acele colete au fost initial transportate pana la avion de baietii astia.
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Cel mai prost sofer de scuter din China

Is This The Worst Scooter Driver In China?

Sau de pe intreg mapamondul? E discutabil…

In imaginile de mai jos puteti observa un scuter ce reuseste sa “interactioneze” cu nu mai putin de trei masini, la intervale de timp diferite, iar la final cade intr-o groapa adanca. Sa inteleg ca soferul scuterului era beat? Atlfel nu imi explic cum a reusit aceasta performanta:

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Desenele animate afecteaza imaginatia si comportamentul copiilor vostri

4 yo home alone girl jumps off six story building by holding umbrella
She is still in critical condition. Neighbors say she might be affected by TV cartoons in which little girls hold umbrellas and jump from height.

Si tocmai din acest motiv fiecare parinte trebuie sa-si supravegheze atent odraslele. In caz contrar se pot intampla accidente ca cel prezentat mai jos, o fetita – nesupravegheata – de doar 4 ani din China a sarit de la etajul 6 cu o umbrela in mana. Ia ghiciti de unde i-a venit ideea?
LE: Am reparat video-ul.
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Atentie, cad tigle!

Rooftop Snow Falls In Spectacular Fashion. China

Tigle? Corect ar fi “Atentie, cad tigle de zapada!”, priviti aici spectacol neobisnuit:

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Se numeste Noroc cu carul

Dramatic video shows a lucky escape for a motorcyclist who was millimetres away from being crushed by a truck that overturned at a crossroads in Linhai, China.

Eu nu voi intelege niciodata de ce soferii astia de tir conduc cu atat de multa nepasare fata de toti ceilalti participanti in trafic.

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20 yo Worker wraps 4,000 books everyday

He is paid 0.05 yuan apiece, so he can make 200 yuan a day.

Ce-i drept, e cam nasol sa fi platit la comision. Insa uite un motiv pentru care productia zilnica poate atinge parametrii maximi. Tipul asta impacheteaza 4000 de carti pe zi.

Munca de chinez…..

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Man got double robbed by thief and opportunist

He wanted to buy a bottle of water in the store but left the car door open. His car was driven away by a thief and his purse was taken away by an opportunist when he tried to chase the thief. The car was worth 110,000 yuan but the amount of money in the purse was unknown.

In imaginile de mai jos asistam la un dublu furt (China). Pe scurt: un tip coboara din masina (si – dintr-un motiv doar de el stiut – lasa portiera larg deschisa), se indreapta spre un supermarket din apropiere iar intre timp – asa cum bine ati intuit – masina-i este furata. Tipul observa asta si da fuga rapid sa o recupereze iar intr-un gest de disperare arunca cu borseta spre noul sofer al acesteia. Borseta cade pe jos si-i este furata de catre un alt cetatean. 😀

Daca e sa ma intrebati pe mine sunt de parere ca pe pagubit nu-l prea duce capul…..

Later edit: e un proverb romanesc care merge folosit pentru a descrie aceasta patanie dar am un lapsus si nu mi-l aduc acum aminte, poate ma ajutati…

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Five year old boy can operate frontend loader like adult

…copiii sunt nevoiti sa-si castige existenta inca de la o varsta frageda (si nu doar in China, dupa cum bine stiti)

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China news confuses rubber vagina/anus for special mushroom (SUBTITLED)
translated the video myself and added it in using FCP. It is as accurate as I can understand from it. Besides the obscure name of the villages, it is mostly accurate. Downloaded the video from Tudou.

Xi’an Up Close, an investigative journalism programme which airs on Xi’an TV, has become a national laughing stock after airing a report on June 17 on a “mystery mushroom” which was discovered by villagers in a rural part of the city.

Desigur, noi astia mai experimentati intr-ale internetului si care nu prea am auzit de cenzura, stim ca acel lucru pe care-l vantura baietii aia prin lighean este un “device” cat se poate de intalnit prin orice sex shop mai acãtãri.

Insa chinezii il confunda cu un nou tip de ciuperca cu doua capete (sper ca la ora asta “ciuperca” nu-i tocana). Weird! 😀
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Rolling in the deep played by an Chinese traditional instrument called GuZheng(Chinese Zither)

Adele – Rolling in the deep” este o piesa extrem de cunoscuta iar Guzheng este un vechi instrument cu coarde ciupite similar cu țitera, originar din China – de aici. Cum suna aceasta piesa cantata la un astfel de instrument puteti admira in imaginile urmatoare.

Update: asta inseamna ca o putem si noi canta la xilofon, nu?

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